hotlocalsingle:

DONT SIT ON TOP THIS DICK IF U SCARED OF HEIGHTS 

(via perks-of-being-chinese)

earthnation:

my room isn’t messy it’s grunge

(via fake-mermaid)

elicrotch:

v0ciferation:

checks grades

*bastille voice* how am i gonna be an optimist about this

well if you close your eyes

(via hotboyproblems)

“i dont care about looks”

LIAR

YOU’RE A LIAR

YOU ARE LYING

(Source: estpolis, via killingy0u)

me: *studying for 15 minutes*
me: i can't do this anymore
The best cure for a dry mouth is a wet vagina.

radicaltoad:

or maybe try some water dumbass

(Source: girl-vs-sex, via beyoncescock)

rainsfell:

how do i get over someone who i never dated

(via oknope)